
and it only took four babies
April 6, 2009I finally learned how to carry a baby on my back with a sling! Thank you T.

The ironic thing is that I purchased a really fancy back carrier, a Beco, before elzy was born. It’s not made to use with newborns (at least not using the back carry) and when she finally had enough head control for me to feel comfortable using it, the straps got hooked up together wrong and we had to send it back to the company to fix the problem. They had it for over a month. I finally got it back the very day that T offered to show me how to wear a baby on my back with just a simple bit of cloth. I met her at park day and she showed me two different back carry methods, both with variations.
The next morning I was anxious to carrying elzy on my back, but since I had paid good money for this other carrier, and I didn’t yet feel comfortable getting elzy onto my back in a sling without someone there to spot me, I figured that I would use the Beco carrier instead to go to the grocery store. Only after a full half an hour trying to figure the darn thing out, again, and get elzy comfortable in it, I finally gave up. The cloth wrap is actually easier and a hell of a lot cheaper. If you’re curious about the methods I learned, you can go here. It’s not nearly as glitzy as the Beco site but there is lots of great information.
Okay, I was looking at this picture again as I look at it every day waiting, patiently waiting, for a new entry when I noticed. What the hell is holding that baby on your back? I see the black straps but there’s no black cloth around her butt. Did you really learn or is this just an elaborate photoshop hoax? I knew you had too much time on your hands…
I have a new theory that I just came up with again as I looked at the photo…again, patiently waiting…maybe you put her on your back and then dressed her. that would take a lot of time….hmmm….
Ha! I guess it’s time I tell you that actually, the whole baby is an elaborate hoax. I never had a fourth baby!!! All this talk about “I’m too busy to blog”? Lies, all of them. Just ask Mara. I’m actually hopelessly addicted to Mafia Wars on Facebook, where you can find me knocking up banks, buying diamond rings for my girlfriends and neglecting the tenants in my apartment buildings slum lord style.
Okay, I would think you are kidding except that I just read your newest post and saw photos of a baby I don’t know. Honestly…who is she?
Anna thinks she is jammed between you and the trellis. In which case I think it is my duty to tell you that that isn’t safe.